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"i'm going to go find your razorblade.. so I can slit my wrists in your bathroom.. and if I cant find your razorblade i'll go drown myself in the toilet bowl instead.. least then i'll die with some dignity.."
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Tuna Casserole: Ingredients: 1 large casserole dish Place the casserole dish in a cold oven. Place a chair facing the oven and sit in it forever. Think about how hungry you are. When night falls, do not turn on the light.
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"Such a fine, straight, HARD piece of wood. But so PLAIN. It needs brightening up, don't you think?...with some pretty red GORE?...and some silky blonde HAIR?...and some MAGIC BRAAAINS?" -Zillah, "Lost Souls"
Devious Comments
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"i'm going to go find your razorblade.. so I can slit my wrists in your bathroom.. and if I cant find your razorblade i'll go drown myself in the toilet bowl instead.. least then i'll die with some dignity.."
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Tuna Casserole:
Ingredients: 1 large casserole dish
Place the casserole dish in a cold oven.
Place a chair facing the oven and sit in it forever.
Think about how hungry you are.
When night falls, do not turn on the light.
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"Such a fine, straight, HARD piece of wood. But so PLAIN. It needs brightening up, don't you think?...with some pretty red GORE?...and some silky blonde HAIR?...and some MAGIC BRAAAINS?" -Zillah, "Lost Souls"
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Love your enemies and they will remember you forever. Hate them, and they will find justification in their actions.
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